Monday 28 February 2011

The knave of tarts who stole the hearts - living on the bread line in the 10th.


Way back last Autumn, when I was in the middle of the traumatic mystery tour that is ‘finding a permanent place to live in Paris’ I had a pause, a moment of quiet stillness, I could say an epiphany, which became a defining moment for me. Remember, I was spending too many hours a day on the internet scouring web sites for possible accommodation; had traipsed to too many oblivious estate agents’ offices; and had fantasized for too long about Amélie Poulain moving out of her apartment and giving it to me.
It was a sunny, warm, September day and I had walked and re-walked the streets around Place de la République. I had crossed and re-crossed Canal St. Martin and I was starting to feel hollow. I quickly found a corner bakery (of course) and went inside. The French talk about ‘le coup de foudre’. When it occurs your pulse goes up and you get a little flutter, a surge of soft excitement and your fingers itch at the same time that you salivate. The minute I entered the bakery I experienced this uncontrollable response. Trays of pastry catherine wheels, traced with green and yellow and pink were placed like a child’s drawing of a bakery on large pottery dishes. Huge hunks of dark crusted bread were cut and piled like fallen rocks on a beach. The ceiling was an ancien, hand painted sky of blue glass.
Les vendeuses were smiling and responsive, coaxing and gentle with their customers, like lovely nurses, who realise that big decisions need to be made and this is not going to be easy for anyone. As I moved with the queue towards the cash till which was, believe me, a little like waiting to go up to the high alter to take communion, I spotted the sweetest and coyest of little bread babies. These mini pavés were arranged in neat lines of cobblestones of warm dough, each one wrapped around a different filling like a bready blanket. Amongst others were poitrine fumée with Reblochon cheese and prune, or pear and chocolate or goats’ cheese, fig and honey. I chose these three at random and bought a boulder of the bread from the beach, le pain des amis.
Walking in the warm sunshine towards the canal I first ate the Reblochon, smoked bacon and prune. I stopped, closed my eyes and lifted my face to the sun. This was food which brought the bliss of a first kiss. This was food which brought pure joy into a hapless day. I think a tear came into my eye. Yes. And in that moment I decided that, however mardy and dour the estate agents could make themselves, and however impossible a task it may seem for an Englishwoman to get a French landlord to accept her, this would be done, and what is more, it would be done within walking distance of this bakery.

Of course since that day I have done my research and realise that a really good thing just gads about. A bakery called Du Pain et Des Idées, with a baker like Christophe Vasseur, who states on his website “this profession is one of the most beautiful in the world as it allows the one who masters it to give a simple but intense happiness out of a piece of bread.” (I rest my case) just can’t help but be everyone’s darling. Yes, he’s the subject of a post on David Lebovitz’ blog and ranked 3rd in the pick of Paris’ best 5 baguettes on Paris by Mouth. He was voted Best Baker in Paris by Gault et Millau, his bread is served by Alain Ducasse in his restaurant, he has a Japanese version of his web site and is listed in Jamie Cahill’s book, The Pâtisseries of Paris.

Living up to high expectations, at Christmas Christophe produced sweet, spicy, sultry breads, but in the ‘treat ‘em mean to keep ‘em keen’ school of thinking, shut his doors from Christmas Eve until January 6th and is sorrily closed at weekends. Alright, he’s open weekdays, from an eye popping 6.45 in the morning until 8 o’clock at night, so I suppose he deserves his beauty sleep.
Now I feel there really should be a list of the 10 sexiest bakers in Paris (note to self). Who knows, there may be more out there, but a long, slow proving is one of Christophe’s own special moves. When he began he says, “I did not want to be just a baker. I wanted to be THE BAKER.” Well now he’s not just the baker: he’s my baker. I can trot across any day before or after work and pick up an intense piece of happiness. Christophe – j’adore!

Tuesday 22 February 2011

Sheffield à Paris porte à porte – living la vie douce-amère.


When I first came to live in Paris, my English friends had the perception that I was on a short holiday. Nearly a year later, now that I have a job in Paris, a long lease on an apartment and a growing number of French friends, there is a slow realisation that I am indeed here on a more permanent basis. The person who is most surprised about this is actually myself. I have lived with and loved the same man for 26 years. I now only see him every other weekend but when, after the exchange of a number of cryptic texts, I stand at Gare du Nord on Friday evenings awaiting his arrival on Eurostar, the mounting excitement I feel is something I honestly never experienced when we lived together. Our weekend is brief and well planned – a short, sharp shot of two days and three nights, when we have plenty to discuss and explore, in this romantic city, where we happen to have a home. On Sunday nights we go dancing and laugh about the way we used to settle down to watch Antiques Road Show. Life is varied and vibrant now - and romantic (if you know what I mean) but when we take a coffee at one of the early opening cafes opposite Gare du Nord on Monday morning, before he takes the first train to London, the inevitable sadness at the prospect of two self-imposed weeks of separation settles upon us. What am I doing here ? How will it feel if one of us dies and the other regrets the time we chose to be apart ? Well, ‘ne regrette rien’ is our response. We’re not ready for the arm chairs by the fire just yet and in fact we wonder if we will ever be able to live together full time again. We don’t suffer any of the inevitable day to day irritations which come from sleeping, eating and presuming too much in each other’s company. It’s a bit like eating really good luxury chocolate. If you indulge on weekends and holidays it tastes amazing, but if you gorge yourself every day, it really makes you sick. In fact, we agree that although the separation is sometimes painful, the true quality of the time we spend together brings enough sweetness to sustain us both. So, after the 6.45a.m. train left for St. Pancras this Monday, I went home and used the Sicilian lemons we had bought from Bastille market on Sunday and cooked up a jar of lemon curd. This bittersweet dollop of sunshine is just what a melancholy day in late February demands, comfortingly sweet, yet with a pleasantly sharp spike to remind you that more warm days are just around the corner.

Thursday 10 February 2011

Le tire-bouchon - the turn of the cork screw


I live no more than ten minutes walk from Gare du Nord, in a quiet backwater of Paris, where the smell of a good English pudding, made with a firm but fair hand, draws many a visitor to my door. Last Friday night however, it was not the lure of a hot Plum Duff, but that old pretender the tire-bouchon which brought a turn of French boys to my door. This is not the first time that I have been taken aback by the fact that the inhabitants of a nation obsessed with the production and drinking of wine, often go about without a cork screw on their person. Now that smoking is no longer de rigueur, it could be imagined that the request for a cork screw is the new chat up phrase du jour. But no, it really seems that the French are either too disorganised to carry a corkscrew (an essential piece of picnicking equipment which is ALWAYS in my handbag) or that they rest assured that they will never be too far away from someone else who has one. So it was, last summer, that I made friends with several groups of young beaux and this year made acquaintance with my sprightly, beaming new neighbours. It may well be that my beautiful young relatives were the ultimate lure for the group who surrounded us on a Seine-side picnic in the heat of June, but ultimately I am the holder, the keeper of the tire-bouchon, therefore it is me who takes on the initial negotiations in these old fashioned flirtatious encounters. In the case of my new neighbours the first request led quickly to a second request, which then led to a third bottle of wine in my apartment and ultimately a rendezvous in theirs. In conclusion, if you wish to have encounters in Paris, make friends, meet people then picnic on a warm evening and remember to forget your tire-bouchon.

J'arrive! Gare du Nord


Leaving Gare du Nord, two gentlemen hunters, just back from a weekend chasse in the country. Notice the highly polished vintage leather gun cases, with attached paper labels, certifying their right to carry these weapons of furry destruction. The matching Bordeaux-red pantalons and the jauntily flying tie make me hurry home to make my rabbit casserole with prunes and chocolate.